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You Can't Get Married
Thu May 10, 2012 8:27 PM EDT
You can't get married. No, I'm talking to you. And if you are married, it's going to be annulled. You may only live with your "spouse" as a citizen of the United States. You may not be carried on your co-habitant's insurance. …
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Christians and Government
Thu Apr 5, 2012 12:36 PM EDT
I recently saw an advertisement on television that asked people to support the Freedom from Religion Foundation, a non profit group dedicated to maintaining the political separation of church and state. Let me tell you, it surprised and saddened me that this was being done. …
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Rush Limbaugh Forgets Men Cause Pregnancy
Seeded on Tue Mar 6, 2012 3:35 PM EST (Christian Science Monitor)
Elephant Submariners
Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST
Just taking a brief sampling of the news this week, it is evident that the American Republican party has taken leave of their senses. The party of "less government" is all for sticking its nose right up our cooters.
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The Elephants and The Mules
Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:07 PM EST
Once upon a time, in a faraway place was a land of elephants. The elephants spent their days walking from one lovely place to another eating the grass which grew in abundance there.
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What I Want the Government to Do for Me
Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:11 AM EST
This is from my mom: As a citizen of the greatest country in the world, and Being free, with liberty and justice for all, in contract with my representatives to the Federal Government of the United States of America as the governing body thereof; I hereby request that they, as a …
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Presidential Religion: OMG!
Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM EST
Although we've had Barak Obama as a president for three years, there are still people (primarily closet racists) who continue to believe that because his parents gave him the middle name "Hussein", he is a Muslim. The logic behind that escapes me completely.
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Rick Perry- Stealer
Thu Sep 8, 2011 12:42 PM EDT
I've just completed a short survey of sites on the web and am finding this- Rick Perry is a stealer. Everywhere I go I see "Perry for President" stuff with his picture on it.
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Rick Perry for President
Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:46 AM EDT
Well, it's getting to be that time again, and I can see Rick Perry, that crazy Texan is getting ready to steal my slogan! I've spent six years making the phrase "Perry for President" respectable. Now all that seems to be going straight into the pooper.
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Americans Are...
Seeded on Sat Jul 2, 2011 2:48 PM EDT (Deviantart.com)
After years of working disasters, the author and artist discusses the qualities of Americans.
Living Off The Fat of the Land
Thu May 19, 2011 7:18 PM EDT
The economy is dire. We are in a position where the dollar is sure to crash unless some very strict fiscal policies are put into place immediately. And it may already be to late. Borrowing must stop. The budget must be slashed. People will lose life …
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Republican Cut Ups
Seeded on Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:17 PM EDT (USA Today)
Why are we letting Republicans nickel and dime us literally to death while the wealthiest Americans get to keep all the taxes they should be paying?
Cats Ask,"Are Humans Crazy?"
Thu Apr 7, 2011 7:02 PM EDT
As a cat, may I just say that you humans are totally insane? Yes. You love to drag out the drama until everyone is all in a tizzy then at the last second, do what you were going to do all along.
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Who Killed Jim Dove? Love and Death in the Front Yard
Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:27 PM EDT
First, let me tell you mom's new joke. She made it up all by herself, out of frustration. Did you hear about the new Barak Obama doll?You wind it up and it does absolutely nothing!Now that that's out of the way, Mom hates doves.
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Pretty Tough Choices
Sat Feb 26, 2011 7:39 PM EST
Yesterday I heard a politician on TV tell his constituents, "We're going to have to make some pretty tough choices. He was referring to the choices between funding education, for example, or vaccinations.
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Cats and Quakers
Seeded on Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:07 PM EST ()
Flying blind at 53, it's time to reassess my belief system.
No Compromise! Obama, We Voted for Your Ideas, not Boehner's!
Seeded on Mon Nov 8, 2010 8:11 PM EST (NPR)
Obama speaks again about compromising with Republicans on Bush tax cuts. We voted for Obama's ideas. Step up Mr. President! Tax those whining, rich b*stards!
Back in the Swamps
Tue Sep 7, 2010 8:58 PM EDT
Mom and I are settling in now. We've moved in to an old department store Muller's and sleep on the second floor above the Mezzanine (which really makes it the third floor, but they still call it the second) Mom climbs three flights of stairs though.
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BP Oil Spew: Why Are We Taking It?
Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:49 PM EDT
For more that two months BP's deep well has been spewing hundreds of thousands of barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico and we just let them. They use poisonous chemicals to disperse the oil to make it less visible.
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Oil Spill Cleanup: Any Creative Thoughts?
Thu Jun 3, 2010 11:00 PM EDT
Americans have a proud heritage of creative answers to difficult situations. Yankee ingenuity is one term for it. Redneck engineering is another. We got men on the moon. America produced the men behind both Apple and PCs.
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Simple Solutions: Dealing With BP's Oil Disaster
Tue May 25, 2010 11:56 AM EDT
As the situation in the Gulf of Mexico worsens by the hour, the efforts to stem the flow of oil into the environment is beginning to look like, in bird terms, a major cluster flock.
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Rosemary LaBonte Raves About Immigrants of the Past
Sat May 22, 2010 11:10 AM EDT
This is a posting which has gone around the internet several times. It is typical of spoiled, second generation or later Americans who don't want anyone to play with their toys. My answers are posted in Italics.
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Texas Senators: Put Up or Shut Up
Fri May 7, 2010 4:09 PM EDT
Today I received a long letter from Sen. John Cornyn as an answer to my comments supporting health care reform.
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Injured Oil Rig Workers Detained to For BP Liability
Seeded on Fri May 7, 2010 10:40 AM EDT (Insurance Journal)
While their friends died horrible deaths before their eyes, injured surviving oil rig workers were forced to sit in lifeboats for ten hours at the scene. These workers were not taken to shore and had no way to contact their families to communicate their survival.
Obama to Visit Gulf Oil Spill Area
Seeded on Sat May 1, 2010 9:53 AM EDT (CNN)
With oil pumping out of the sea floor at 200,000 barrels per day, no one seems to know what to do. Meanwhile the toxic mess is starting to reach the Gulf Coast states. What could have been done? Why was this not anticipated?
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Born in Missouri in 2005, I moved to Mouskin, Texas where in 2006 I launched my campaign for president. (see www.myspace.com/catmandeux archives) In …
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